"Interstellar" Hot Take

"That's relativity, folks."

Sure, it's 'flawed' (a word many critics are apparently obliged to include in their reviews), but being overlooked for a Best Picture nomination at the Oscars is criminal. What is the use of a Best Picture category if such obvious achievements in filmmaking are overlooked? No, instead we get The Theory Of Everything and American Sniper.

I'm willing to forgive the film its sentimentality, and it suffers from too much talking (a common problem with many movies). But this over-explication is also forgivable, given that the cost of production dictates that it must attract a large audience without alienating them in the process of viewing it. Or perhaps I'm just apologizing for a film I had been anticipating for about 18 months and cannot admit that my high expectations have not been met. Who really knows at this point?

Any griping about "the science" and "what Interstellar gets wrong about ____" is always going to be misplaced. This is Christopher Nolan we're talking about here. He takes whacky ideas that may or may not be based in some kind of reality and uses them to tell stories about people. Is Inception about the science of dreams and the ethical implications of sleep hacking? No. Is Memento about the neuroscience of memory problems? No. Is The Prestige about how a rich magician could get Nicola Tesla to build an impossible 'transportation' machine? No. Er, maybe. Who really knows at this point?

In conclusion, I will watch this movie more times in the future. Or, since time is a flat circle, I am already everywhere at once watching this movie in the infinite nowness of the Present.

PS: Bleep blorp black holes.

PPS: I loved that Nolan included interviews from Ken Burns' The Dust Bowl.

"Just Babies: The Origins of Good and Evil" by Paul Bloom

Young children are highly aggressive; indeed, if you measure the rate of physical violence through the life span, it peaks at about the age of two. Families survive the Terrible Twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill them with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons. A two-year-old with the physical capacities of an adult would be terrifying.

Some parents aren't so lucky as to have a two-year-old who is incapable of using a lethal weapon. But freak accidents aside, this sentiment is worth reflecting on. Young children are, after all, merely doing whatever it occurs to them to do. Their brains have simply yet to develop the inhibitory capacities that characterize human adulthood. Unfortunately for new parents, the types of behaviour that occurs to toddlers isn't always pretty or nice. The good news is that they're too tiny to do any real damage, except for maybe the odd bite or two.

Admonishing a young child for lacking in impulse control is misguided. It's not that's toddlers haven't learned right from wrong yet, that will come with time. The problem is with self-regulation. The mental machinery to resist "bad" behaviour isn't there yet. Parents should keep this in mind when dealing with youngsters. We should be no more upset with a child for failing to resist an impulse to hit or bite than with a toddler who cannot do calculus.

Parents: Be patient. Understand that part of normal brain development involves a greater ability to regulate behaviour and to consider the consequences of actions. Allow time for kids to grow into their brains. Remind yourself that humans are "born of risen apes, not fallen angels." Be mindful that we are evolved creatures and much enlightenment will follow.

Also, get your kids vaccinated you goofballs.

The Best Of The Best Albums Of 2014

Best Of list season is upon us once again. Rejoice! This year, the top albums section is a little larger than usual. In the past I've tried to keep it to 10 selections, but I'd rather not subject myself to the painful mental calculation that is having to make a cut.

So after taking a quick look at my Best Of 2014 playlist on my computer (these are the notable albums that graduate from my general 2014 playlist), I've chosen the records that I've found myself coming back to more often than others. This is how I arrive at what is 'best.' In a further deviation, I will not be ranking the albums in any sort of preferential order. Instead, I'll order them by release date. This will save me from even more cognitive distress.

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The Best Of The Best Albums Of 2014

James Vincent McMorrow - "Post Tropical"

The Hotelier - "Home, Like Noplace Is There"

The War On Drugs - "Lost In The Dream"

Chet Faker - "Built On Glass"

Kishi Bashi - "Lighght"

Lewis - "L'Amour"*

Owen Pallett - "In Conflict"

The Antlers - "Familiars"

FKA Twigs - "LP1"

QT - "Hey QT"†

Tennis - "Ritual In Repeat"

alt-J (∆) - "This Is All Yours"

Perfume Genius - "Too Bright"

Thom Yorke - "Tomorrow's Modern Boxes" / "Youwouldn'tlikemewhenI'mangry"‡

D'Angelo and The Vanguard - "Black Messiah"

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Honourable Mentions

 Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra - "Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light On Everything"

Phantogram - "Voices"

Beck - "Morning Phase"

Cloud Nothings - "Here And Nowhere Else"

Real Estate - "Atlas"

You Blew It! - "Keep Doing What You're Doing"

Doug Paisley - "Strong Feelings"

Jamie xx - "Girl / Sleep Sound"

Ought - "More Than Any Other Day"

Damien Jurado - "Brothers and Sisters of the Eternal Son"

First Aid Kit - "Stay Gold" / "America"

Jack White - "Lazaretto"

Tycho - "Awake"

Lost In The Trees - "Past Life"

El Ten Eleven - "For Emily"

Cocoanut Groove - "How To Build A Maze"

Aphex Twin - "Syro"
Manchester Orchestra - "Cope" / "Hope"
Pink Floyd - "The Endless River"

Jessie Ware - "Tough Love"

Caribou - "Our Love"
Hannah Diamond - "Every Night"

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* This is a 2014 reissue from Light In The Attic records. You can read more about Lewis here.
† It's a single, not an album. So what?
‡ The single "Youwouldn'tlikemewhenI'mangry" was released December 26, two months after the full length was released. It's a darn good track, and you can name your price and download it here. Since I paid about $50 for "Tomorrow's Modern Boxes" on vinyl, I opted to name a price of $0 to download this terrific single.

Stieg Larsson's Millennium Series

I don't often read novels, but when I do it's usually the ones that the movies I like are based on. I consume my fiction mainly through movies and television shows, and this applies perfectly to the Millennium series. I'm just not as into fiction books as these two:

Post by The Film Stage.

The original Swedish film adaptations found their way on my To Watch list in 2009, and I thought they were terrific. When it was announced that David Fincher would direct the English adaptation, I was rightly stoked. Fincher is easily one of my favourite directors. It wasn't until after The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011) was released that I finally picked up the novels. They've been sitting on my shelf ever since.

For whatever reason, I've chosen to start reading the series this week. I'm just about through with the first novel in the series, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. The original Swedish title is Män som hatar kvinnor, which literally means "Men Who Hate Women." I think that's a way cooler title, but I guess it's a little less inviting than what it was ultimately changed to for the English market.

It's been a while since I've read any novels (the last was Cormac McCarthy's Child of God a few months ago), so I guess the time was right to take a break from my steady diet of non-fiction. Other novel-reading-after-movie selections include David Mitchell's Cloud Atlas, John Ajvide Lindqvist's Let The Right One In, and Christopher Priest's The Prestige. I got the jump on Paul Thomas Anderson's upcoming film adaption of Thomas Pynchon's Inherent Vice and read that one a year or so ago. 

Off the top of my head, one of the only non-film-adapted novels I've read somewhat recently is The Sisters Brothers by Patrick deWitt. It's a great little novel, and last I checked it was optioned by John C. Reilly for the film adaptation. There's also Pynchon's Bleeding Edge and Lindqvist's Handling The Undead. And there was Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, which I read long before there was even news of a screen adaptation. (See also: The Ladies of Grace Adieu and Other Stories.) I've been following the non-existent progress on that one for years until it was finally produced as a television series which is set to air next year. I'm super excited about that one.

There aren't many other novels on my radar, except for maybe David Mitchell's The Bone Clocks. Non-fiction is really my thing these days, and has been ever since I devoured so much Michael Crichton and Stephen King in my early teen years. Tolkien came a little later. But dang if I ain't lucky I grew up in the days before Harry Potter and all these other "YA" blockbuster series. Yeesh. I will never understand why adults read YA stuff, either. They should be embarrassed. But I suppose it's better than reading nothing at all...

It's Hard Out Here For A Frontierswoman: "The Homesman" (2014)

A little uneven, but director Tommy Lee Jones manages to creates some engaging and unsettling moments. The cast was terrific, though I found Swank to be a little too wooden. It's a shame Steinfeld wasn't old enough to play Cuddy.

Given that they're the entire impetus behind the film's plot, there is precious little exploration of the "insane" women outside of a few grim flashbacks. While those scenes are successful, we lose all three characters just as they're introduced. That's an opportunity wasted right there. Outside of 'the frontier is hard' and 'men are scoundrels,' the film doesn't really say a whole lot about them or their experience. Though I suppose that there's any focus on women at all (specifically Swank's character) is something of a coup. Mick LaSalle writes:

The phrase “feminist Western” has been thrown around with regard to the film. Better to say “The Homesman,” based on a 1988 novel by Glendon Swarthout, is concerned with the struggles of women in the West. Just imagine living in a world in which every man is filthy, half drunk and brutalized by hard living, where even the biggest idiot considers himself superior to every woman he sees. Just imagine being a woman in that world. Now imagine living in that world alone.

Overall, it's a decent film that struggles to find the right tone and balance. I feel like this was a mediocre film that could have been a good one. Now I just want to watch True Grit (2010) again for, like, the eight time.

O! The Varieties Of Compatibilism

I enjoyed Gazzaniga's book and would recommend it, but I, like Jerry Coyne, was unmoved by his compatibilist hedgings. Naive 'free will' is one of those old ideas that we made up and began to take for granted, and now we have to all sorts of heavy lifting to undo it. For me, it is far more parsimonious to accept that in light of a deterministic universe, libertarian notions of 'choice' (or any type of free will based on dualist ideas) are incompatible with our understanding of the nature of reality.

I could be wrong, of course, but whenever I see free will being redefined it strikes me as an attempt to hold on to some old idea for no other reason than that it was here FIRST! In this way, it is very much like what Sophisticated Theologians do when they distance themselves from what their revealed holy texts actually say and move toward some new definition of faith or god(s) that can coexist with a modern understanding of the world. The average believer seldom grapples with these heavy intellectual problems and are content to have their immature and unsophisticated view of their faith go unchallenged.

This constant revision should be a clue as to how desperate some are to cling to old ideas in light of new information. At some point, it may be useful to throw it all out and start working from scratch on new explanations rather than trying to square leftovers from more ignorant times with our newfangled enlightened ones.

It has gotten to the point where one must try very hard to see 'freedom' where it probably doesn't exist. And when our intuitive impression of what it means to be a free agent doesn't comport with reality, why not just change or reimagine the definition of said freedom or agency? It all smacks of wishful thinking and moving goal posts. This, again, is very reminiscent of how people work to reduce dissonance with respect to holding onto certain idiosyncratic religious beliefs in the face of contrary evidence. Why can't we just shake it off and start constructing arguments from the ground up instead of building on top of what are almost certainly unsound intellectual foundations?

In case my ramblings were unclear, it may serve to quote Coyne at length here:

One of the most obvious resemblances of theology to compatibilism is the continual redefinition of “free will” so that (like God) it’s always preserved despite scientific advances. When Libet and Soon et al. showed that they could predict a person’s behavior several seconds in advance of that person’s conscious decision, the compatibilists rushed to save their definition, declaring that these experiments are completely irrelevant to the notion of free will. They’re not. For if free will means anything, it means that our choices are coincident with our consciousness of making them (to libertarians, our consciousness makes those choices, and we could have chosen otherwise). There is no scientific experiment, no finding from neuroscience, that will make the compatibilists give up their efforts, for they will simply continue to redefine free will in a way that humans will always have it. That resistance to evidence is another way compatibilism resembles Sophisticated Theology.™

In Which I Make Some Unnecessarily Snarky Comments About Richard Linklater's "Boyhood" (2014)

And now, some unnecessarily snarky comments about Richard Linklater's "Boyhood" (2014):

1. Grown-ups are the worst.
2. This movie is Liberal propaganda.
3. RICHARD LINKLATER STOLE MY TASTE IN MUSIC.
4. "You don't understand us!"
5. The Mom has the worst taste in men.
6. Director films movie intermittently over 11 year period. You won't believe what happens next!
7. They couldn't find any better child actors in Texas?
8. Movies grow up so fast. Where does the time go!?
9. You guys. Life is hard, you guys.
10. I've been saying stuff like "It's always now" since, like, 2006.

No, but seriously, following the story of a child growing up over a decade+ is a great idea for a movie. The problem is you still actually have to make the dang movie.